LAZY LADY

not alone, I'm not alone no more, no...
she's the real thing, yeah...

I love my lazy lazy lady
kickin it at home, got it all right here, with a chick that seems to praise me
playing all night, watching all day, never gonna get up off the couch again
I'm never gonna get up again

I like the big ladies, boney ladies
brown and pink and yellow ladies

I like the hippy ladies, geeky ladies
punk-rock & freaky ladies

smart ladies, sweet ladies
all them tasty treat ladies
but most of all...

I love my lazy lazy lady
kickin it at home, got it all right here, with a chick that seems to praise me
playing all night, watching all day, never gonna get up off the couch again
I'm never gonna get up again

& soda falls on the floor, & all she does is open more
but I fill my belly like a pouch with the fridge by the couch
bills never paid, at least I'm getting laid... off of my job and I dont care

I love my lazy lazy lady
kickin it at home, got it all right here, with a chick that seems to praise me
playing all night, watching all day, never gonna get up off the couch again
I'm never gonna get up again

mmmmmmm ...
na na na na ...
yeah
she's all I need
all I ever need
all I'll ever want
na na na na ...
yeah

Lyrics by Matt Keogh and Mike Norris

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